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Inspiration! New Beads

Read on to learn how I ran my friend’s wheelchair into an airplane.

Today’s quote is “Too much of a good thing is wonderful” -Armistead Maupin (It’s also attributed to Mae West and Liberace).  Are my new beads too much?Gold-plated sterling silver note pendant

I love theatre. Especially musical theatre!  My dad used to tease me that if they put the multiplication tables to music, I’d learn them faster.  And he was right.  If I could

match a tune to something, it would stick in my mind much faster.  I “learned song lyrics”, he’d say, “but arithmetic?  Forget it!”  Music really is the universal language.

So I have a festival coming up that has everything to do with music!  The Raisins & Almonds: A Tu B’Shvat Celebration January 28, 2018, where the Colorado Hebrew Chorale is performing.  And I thought it would be perfect to have a collection of music-themed jewelry to sell.  So I bought a bunch of beads that had something to do with music.  Pretty gold-plated, sterling silver music notes, different lampwork music beads, and these unique and unusual paper music beads.  Too much of a good thing is definitely wonderful!

This reminds me of a story from my younger days when again, too much of a good thing was wonderful.  I visited Las Vegas with my best friend, Teri, back in the 80s.  This was before Vegas had remodeled for the ADA.  We had prime seats at every show we saw and we “had” to go through the cast entrance since the other entrances were inaccessible.  Inevitably we were invited to their cast parties for nearly every show.

 

Putting on our best girlish giggles, we picked up on a busboy, who took the day off and gave us a personal tour of Vegas.

 

Our charm even had cab drivers coming back to pick us up from events and not charging us.

White with black notes and red heart lampwork beads

But I wasn’t able to wow the walkway at Caesar Palace.  They now have a “No Wheelchair” sign there.  I was walking on my artificial legs then.  And I thought it would be a good idea to push her wheelchair up the walkway.  I felt like Fred Flintstone.  My feet were moving, but we were getting nowhere – fast.  I finally managed to get her to the top, only to discover it was a one-way walkway.  And they suggest you take the escalator down.

Now, I’m brave.  But not stupid.  I don’t take wheelchairs down an escalator.  Especially if I have two artificial legs!  So we looked around and discovered there was an elevator.  It was the janitor’s elevator.  Full of mops, brooms, and pails.  I quickly squeezed us in and hit “Lobby” button.  And that’s where we landed.  Along with a pile of mobs, brooms, and pails.  I just nonchalantly said that “we’re just cleaning up the place,” and walked away.  A bit sheepishly.

 

Vintage rolled music paper beads

But our pièce de résistance was our departure.  We were running late to the airport.  We found a very nice gentleman to race us to the gate.  But by the time we got there and turned to thank him, he had disappeared.  I so dearly hope he made it to his own flight!  We didn’t make it to our gate before it closed though.  The staff at the gate told me to hurry and just take Teri down the gate ramp myself.  I wasn’t sure this was a good call, but I thought I could do it.  Hey!  I pushed her UP a crazy ramp!  Why not down one too?  And they looked awfully busy. 

So, I started pushing.  Um, pulling really.  The chair needed no help going down.  It needed assistance STOPPING! 

Artificial legs weren’t built like they are now.  Now they have computer chips.  Mine had a hydraulic system that returned the power I put into it.  Whether it was intentional or not.  So as Teri’s wheelchair pulled me faster, my legs thought they should go faster.  But the rest of my body couldn’t keep up. 

You have to picture this:  Our carry-on consisted of two purses, two dress bags, and two hat boxes.  All of which Teri was carrying on her lap.  Mind you, she can’t see a thing over this pile. 

 

Vintage rolled music paper beads - five different varietiesI yell to Teri, “Take it!” and down I go!  Teri, not knowing what’s going on – remember, she can’t see – just continues down the ramp.  At the bottom, our lovely stewardess, with her Colgate smile, is ready to greet us at the bottom.  Suddenly her smile starts to slip.  And Teri HITS the side of the airplane door full force!

I’m laying on the ramp.  Not sure if I should laugh or cry.  She just hit the airplane!  She’s not hurt.  The clothes bags broke her hit I see.  Nobody asks if I’m okay!  They asked why I let her go!!!  Well, let’s see… I couldn’t keep up with her!

They made us ride in First Class.  Such a fine ending to a very fine vacation!  And definitely, too much of a good thing was wonderful!

Make sure to check out my Shop HERE as I add music-themed jewelry.

 

 

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